Monday, September 01, 2008

Glass Ceiling on Shotgun Marriages is Shattered

First our mantra:

"Obama is my candidate
and he must be our president"

"Obama is my candidate
and he must be our president"

"Obama is my candidate
and he must be our president"

"Obama is my candidate
and he must be our president"

"Obama is my candidate
and he must be our president"


Where to begin? The nuttiness of religious extremists always, always having the most wacked out personal lives is no surprise at all. A politician who is against sex ed & birth control in a breeding contest with her own 17 year old daughter, excellent family values. Shitheads.



Seriously, whoever the poor schmuck is who knocked up Trackmeet or Poohbear or whatever the fuck her daughter is named must be a complete moron given that his now future mother in law is bristling with guns and ammo! (But, pace Bill Maher, he may be dumb but he is not cowardly. Plus his name is Levi! Can't wait for the bris.) *

It's all fun and games so long as we get an Obama victory in the fall.


*Postscript: he's not that kind of Levi, as it turns out, but he's still one brave/horny/clueless/all of the above soul.